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The cool people from germany that every one loves
" Im changing my last name to krueger, their so cool."
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To go from last to first or from zero to hero is to Krueger it.
At the 2018 winter Olympics Simen Hegstad Krueger fell and was trampled in the first 200 meters of the 30km Skiathon. From last place, he got up, replaced his broken pole, and passed all 67 competitors to win the gold.
You came from the hood and want a scholarship to Harvard? You are totally going to Krueger it!
That guy won the race with a blown out shoe? He totally Kruegerd it!
A male cougar, only interested in barely legal girls.
That Jack's a dirty Krueger. If they can rent a car, they're too old for him.
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Long razor sharp uncliped toe nails, which are considered controversial in Macedonia and are deemed illegal to be exposed in 32 states of America.
"Watch were your putting them Kruegers, your guna take someone's eye out"
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Fred Charles Krueger: Bastard Child of 1,000 Maniacs
Born in a asylum after his mother was raped by it’s inmates Freddy was quickly put up for adoption after birth. He slipped through countless foster homes, most of which abused him. As he grew up he stumbled onto the perverse joys of sadomasochism and began torturing animals as well as inflicting pain upon himself. As he grew older his blood lust grew more powerful. Because his innocence had been taken at such an early age, he developed a fierce hatred of innocence, along with humanity itself. Because the greatest pain of all is to lose a child, he began killing children. It’s unclear whether or not he molested the children, but there’s a good chance that he did, but not out of sexual feelings towards the children, but rather climax from the power he had over them. In the fear that he created came a sense of godliness.
He was eventually arrested, but got off on a technicality. The parents soon formed a lynch mob and torched his dwelling to the ground, burning him alive. Then the nightmare began. Years later the parents’ children began dreaming of a vengeful and scarred Freddy Krueger. In these dreams they were stalked by the bladed gloved maniac; if he caught them and killed them in the dream they would die in the real world also.
Freddy Krueger and A Nightmare on Elm Street was created by Wes Craven. It was followed by two great sequels (though many tend to shun the first sequel) and three horrid, watered down, lackluster sequels. Things looked bad for the character Freddy Krueger until Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, where Freddy was once again a maniac to be feared, not laughed at. Freddy Vs Jason followed later. In it Freddy was semi-scary and semi-funny. The effort of Ronny Yu was, for the most part, a success. Other sequels and crossovers are inevitable, but the first NOES movie will always be remembered as a horror movie milestone.
His name is Freddy Krueger...and he loves children.
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Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.
"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
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A child rapist who got burnt to death because of the lit mix tape he was listening to. He now haunts people's wet dreams.
Freddy Krueger: Bitch
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