LASP

Lucky Ass Shit Piss or more commonly known as Brooklin. This can be obtained by hitting the wrong side of the pins in the sport of bowling and receiving a strike.

He gets so much LASP he must be Lasptradomus.

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lasping

To 'lasp', you must lack aspiration. Have low aspirations for the future, or denote undeniable lasping connotations.

"Wow, blatantly lasping".

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Lasping

A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.

Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!

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Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

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evie laspe

the definition of evie laspe is a BIGGEST BITCH of them all she smells like cat pee and will end up alone with 12 cats she eats her dogs shit and drinks her own trow up i smell kinda bad buts that’s ok

figure 1: ur the BIGGEST BITCH ever

evie laspe: i know i am