That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.
Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers
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An absolute horror of a youtuber who just got packed by packgod, they make god awful food and their fans are mostly bots or just 4yo kids on their greesy domino's pizza mothers ipad
Person 1: what is the worst roblox ytber?
Person 2: lankybox
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Lankybox is a funny/cringey YouTube channel ran by Justin Kroma and his best friend, Adam Mcarthur. Justin loves the channel and loves food (,especially jelly filled donuts) and has a crazy personality. Adam also loves the channel ,his best friend , and their mascots Boxy and Foxy. Adam has a kind personality. They make Zero Budget versions of popular songs like 7 rings , Boy with luv , and many more. They also play games on roblox, solve riddles online , and guess the price of products they bought online. All in all , lankybox is the perfect thing for you to watch if you need cheering up or need a laugh.
Lankybox is a creative channel
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Lankybox is a YouTube channel that got famous. The 2 members are called Justin and Adam.
They are most well known for their roblox videos.
Friend 1: Hey did you watch lankyboxs new video?
Friend 2: Yeah it was so cool!
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just absolutely terrible in every way
lankybox is the most god-awful youtube channel that you will ever come across
Or:
'Wow i sure do feel like killing myself after watching lankybox'
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Slang for child slavery
"I heard that Joe biden is committing a lankybox"
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The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see⦠LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.
Itβs basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.
Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food
Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.
TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.
Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?
Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.
Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where itβs at.
Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.
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