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a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
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1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door
2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse
syn: mentallly impared/retarded
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._.laxitives._ is a TikTok user with almost 1900 followers.
._.laxitives._ created the hashtag #yoonbumsinmybasement, he also makes some pretty awesome videos and is a trans creator. He mostly posts about his life and what he's doing but also has anime and bl as well as videos about his best friend amd crush
Person 1: hey have you heard if the TikTok user ._.laxitives._
Person 2: ya they are my favourite TikToker
(an emotion) Being to such an extreme as to make you defecate on the spot.
*Jane: I went to Spookers the other night.
John: How was it?
Jane: Laxitively terrifying! (It scared the shit out of me)
*That comedian was Laxitively hilarious (I laughed till I shat)
To take laxatives in order to lubricate anal sex. For people who don’t want to fuck a clean arsehole.
Andy asked Pete to take laxatives so he would laxitate all down his shaft and ruin the fresh sheets with his runny gape juices