licentitarian

Someone who claims to believe in and stand for "liberty" and "freedom", but what they actually care about is the ability to diddle whoever they want, whenever they want with no judgement and no consequences. A member of the Licentitarian Party whose mascot is a mother hedgehog eating her babies.

Here I thought we were having a great conversation about property rights and tax reform and turns out all he wants is to be able to plant his seed in any hole he likes; you know, a real Licentitarian.