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aka Limbaugh (future tense), and Limbaughed (past tense). This term came about over a year after Santorum became a popular term. The use of the word can be broken down thusly-
1) The release of heavy menstrual fluid, creating an uncomfortable mess that you can never really clean up.
2) Annoyingly heavy menstrual cramps that won't go away no matter how many pain pills you take.
3) A penis covered in menstrual blood. No one knows why it went there, but it obviously did.
4) Angry, politically driven, gibberish.
Person A- It was so much fun going to the theatres with you Cindy! We should do this more- GAH!
Person B- What's wrong, Martha?
Person A- Oh shit! I went and Limbaughed in my new pants! Now I have to go home and clean them.
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"Oh Jacky, I'd love to hang out with you tonight. But I'm Limbaughing like CRAZY, so I won't be much fun to be around. Yeah, I'll just sound like an impotent, old, racist."
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"Man, I shouldn't have had sex with Monica last night. She was on her period, and I wound up with a nasty Limbaugh."
Person A- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THERE WAS ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING!!?!?!? IF PEOPLE WEREN'T PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMN VIDEO GAMES, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
Person B- Whoa, dude! You're Limbaughing again, calm down.
Person A- Wow, you're right! Videogames causing gun violence is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
When you swing open the stall door in a public restroom and find a huge gnarly dump left in the toilet, probably jamming it, prompting a hasty retreat - that's a "Limbaugh".
"No, don't go in that one, man - there's a Limbaugh in there!" "Whoa, that's is possibly the worst Limbaugh I have ever smelled!"
"Why don't they get someone to come in here and hose out this Limbaugh?"
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A unit of mass equal to 1 Imperial Shit Pile.
Aw, man! I have a Limbaugh of work to do...
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a slang term for a prolapsed anus
after years of shoving household items in his rectum, he suffered a limbaugh.
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To deride or denigrate someone in a misogynistic way, usually in terms of their moral behavior.
"What does it say about the college coed Susan sic Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex."
"Hey, stop Limbaughing her already!"
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Cheese produced from swabbing the folds in Rush Limbaugh's skin. Top Fortune 500 performer in last quarter.
We managed to get some vintage Limbaugher from a floor trader who had some connections. We talked about interest rates, capital gains, stock portfolios with a bottle of Cognac and this remarkable cheese. We wondered how they could produce such a gastronomical delight.
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Something too disgusting and/or horrifying for any and all descriptive words in the English language to do justice.
I spoke with some random Limbaugh last night...I pissed my pants from how terrifyingly inane he was.
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