Lowessi

A person who uses low (Lowe) skill when playing on FIFA with Lionel Messi. Despite knowing this, they will often return to playing with Messi again and again. However, this is usually a fruitless exercise.

‘How did James do in the FIFA tournament? Well he chose Argentina but he is a Lowessi so he didn’t make it out do the group stages’ ‘Ah, he should have known’ ‘A Lowessi never learns’