Lucktard

One who has a natural dumb luck that bails them out of any situation, regardless of severity.

Her pregnancy test was negative. Again. That lucktard

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lucktard

a lucky retard (word is a play on words on fucktard)

Wow, that retard won the lottery! What a lucktard!

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lucktard

-A dumb person whose defining feature is luck.
-A fat fucktard, who is dumb (which however has nothing at all to do with the name).
-A subpar dude, no doubt about it, engaged in the process of having luck.

-Look at that fat lucktard being all fat and lucky (and dumb, but not that dumb).

-Look at that lucktard, who is so dumb, and a little fat, I guess, but mainly just lucky (and dumb; gods, I hate him).

-Look at that lucktard, being all subpar and all (but otherwise fine, I guess?).