lydiAIDS

A disease in which one becomes extremely clumsy, and injures themself in ways not thought possible. Not very contagious, but those that obtain must deal with it for the rest of their lives

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have LydiAIDS
Patient: What are the symptoms?
Doctor: you may find yourself falling down stairs, falling off a completely stable chair, Running to hard and breaking your foot, cutting yourself with safety scissors.