MDTS

Milk Dud Titty Syndrome otherwise known as MDTS, is
a syndrome characterized by a post-weight loss woman with relatively floppy breasts which resemble Milk Duds.
The brown color stems from the womans attempt to disguise her wrinkles and appear sexier through tanning.

Damn, that girl layin' out over there ain't helping her MDTS one bit.

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MDT

(MDT): My Drunk Text

For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone else’s entertainment online at mydrunktexts.com

(618): I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it's web. They all have English accents. I'm drunk and this weed is incredible! MDT

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My Drnk Txts
(my drunk texts)

A website featuring The drunk texts u shouldn’t have sent made infamous

Last night, "whats ur cell phone numba? i can't find it so i txtd u 2 ask..." MDT

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MDT

Acronym for Miami-Dade Transit. It has 2 Metrorail lines with 23 stops, 1 Bus Rapid Transit Line, 3 Automated People Mover Lines (Metromover), and 93 bus routes. It connects with Tri-Rail at 2 stops (MIA and Tri-Rail) and should connect with Amtrak when it relocates Miami Station to the airport. It connects with Brightline at Government Center Station and should connect with Tri-Rail at Government Center once its extension opens. It receives criticism for breaking lots of its Metrorail-related promises.

The stops on Miami Metrorail are Palmetto, Okeechobee, Hialeah, Tri-Rail, Northside, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Plaza, Brownsville, MIA Airport, Earlington Heights, Allapattah, Santa Clara, Civic Center, Culmer, Historic Overtown/Lyric Theatre, Government Center, Brickell, Vizcaya, Coconut Grove, Douglas Road, University, South Miami, Dadeland North, and Dadeland South

Bob: "Hey, did you hear Metrorail was supposed to be extended to Florida City but all they got was a lame BRT?"
Joe: "Only MDT."

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MDT

MDT. Mailbox Destruction Team.
A crew of highley skilled Mailbox destruction professionals.
Located in the easter suburbs of Melbourne the MDT reap havok on all persons in the form of destroy/stealing/shitting or pissing on their mailbox. Other destructive methods are also implemented by the MDT. ie. explosives, fence wrecking, lamppost pulling.. the list goes on.

See zak, menace, goofy and burger

- Fuck man, the MDT stole my mailbox last night!
- Hahahaha you got skooled!

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