mds

Portuguese shorthand for Meu Deus, which translates in English to My God! Often used online

Person 1: Foi pra pria hoje e eu estive roubado... (I went to the beach today and I was robbed)
Person 2: Mds, que horrivél! (My god, how horrible!)

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mds

short for Manu Down Syndrome; A sexually transmitted disease (STD) that can only occur when intercourse has been achived with Manu Jordan. Effects are blahblahblah..

Ohh man.. George caught MDS and now we can barely understand him.

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MD

Short for MDMA which in turn is short for Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. The most purest, cleanest chewmical in the world. Powdered form of the street drug ecstasy usually found in unclean, unpure pill form. Once you do this, you'll never wanr to touch another pull again. Swear down. However, it has a rather foul, vile taste, so is best taken wrapped in a rizla.

Guy 1 "Yo g you got any pills on ya?"
Guy 2 "Nah mate i don't do that shit, i got some MD though"
Guy 1 "Whats that?"
Guy 2 "The best thing you'll do in your life. Much better than cocaine
Guy 1 "Yeah man i'll try some"

Half an hour alter

Guy 1Nah man this is fuckin brilliant i'm never doin those awful pills again man!

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MD

My Dick

You need to get off MD
How many girls have you fucked in your life?

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MD

Doctor of Medicine.

Common title given to doctors.

You can either be a Doctor of Medicine (MD) or a Doctor Osteopathy DO

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md

"md" is a common abbreviation for the words 'my dude'. The abbreviation is often used when texting.

"hey how are you md?"
"im good dude how are you?"

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MD

.:short for maryland:.

the baddest niggaz come from baltimorein MD

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