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MUMF
(n.) abbreviation
Mean Ugly Mother Fucker. Usually referring to a gentleman of large physique, generally over 6ft with a Viking/biker like appearance, often astride a motorcycle.
When no riding like a twat can often found in biker bars, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and leading a life of debauchery and mayhem.
In conversation
"Who's that big chap over there, hitting people?"
"Oh, it's a MUMF, best not to fuck with him"
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When two mothers perform oral sex on each orher
I caught my mates maws mumfing at a party
(n) a fat vagina. usually used to describe a visible fat vagina through overly tight clothing on women.
ew, that girls mumf is sticking out.
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verb
to mumf
the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"
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(n.) abbreviation
Messed Up Mother Fucker
You did what?! You're such a mumf .
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Function: Adj.
Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing
Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair
b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"
Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"
B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
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massive ugly monster fanny
a fat possibly smelly vagina
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