MWF

As in every other day of the week, excluding weekends. (Monday Wednesday Friday)

Dude, I've had so much homework to do this week. I swear, I've been at the library MWF!

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MWF

The act of having sex in unearthly positions.

We were having sex in mwf

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MWF

Morning Wood Fantasy.
You know, when you wake up and you're horny and you jack off. The MWF is the thing you think about whilst you do it.

1: "Dude, I had the weirdest MWF this morning. In it, I was like--"
2: "Please, no. Shut up. Now."
1: "--and then she was rubbing whipped cream on my nipples.... dude, what are you doing?"
2 yanks a sign post out of the concrete and breaks in the front of 1's skull.
2: "SHUT UP!!!"

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mwf

Married White Female
(Often used in personal ads onlne and in print, or in internet chat rooms)

MFW seeks open-minded companion.

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MWF

Militarily Weaponized Flatulence

Don’t go in Scott’s room, he’s launching some MWF in there.