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a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.
notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.
"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.
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One of the smallest hicktowns in oregon, where you cant take a crap with out anyone knowing,know for its wooden nickle days, and where every one knows every one but your only cool if you are a Jarvis.
Person 1: hey you ever been to myrtle creek?
tourist from alaska: yeah i met the jarvis's to they are so cool
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The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
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