Mackerting

Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.

Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.

Elise Mackert

A skanky stanky ho who gets dicked by any guy who looks at her. Loves having both holes filled to the brim with spunk.

" yeah i just found out my girlfriend is fucking every dick in town... shes such an Elise Mackert"

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