Malcohol

A term used to describe alcohol that has been stolen usually by people of Jewish origin and/or have a name starting with Malcolm.

Where did he get all that malcohol from?

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Malcohol

Alcohol which has been acquired for free, usually by devious and underhanded methods.

Shouldn't need much money tonight, I'm planning on just drinking malcohol.

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Malcoholic

One who becomes abusive, and/or into fights, or arguments when drunk. See: Mean Drunk.

"Barbie, you should hold off on those Jagbombs unless you want a ton of drama. That Ken is a TOTAL malcoholic," warned Midge.

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