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1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”
Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
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a "Man Poo" is not a one time occurance, it happens everytime the person gets drunk...
the "Man Poo" can sometimes have a different voice *not a factor of alcohol consumption* and will not remember what happend the next morning *again, not due to alcohol consumption*
Man Poo's are rather random in the things they do and regret nothing. if a Man Poo gets angry, it is advised to stay out his way.
Randomness can also include singing Epic 70's songs, stripping down to boxers, "Dancing" really badly.
Man Poo's are also typicall Males.
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Man Poo is a drunk-like persona a person can possibly have while completely smashed.
this person will sing songs from the 30's to 70's and act as if they are really recent. they will also do crazy things eg. Skateboard nude while drunk, or do a handstand against a wall, pass out... but stay in handstand position.
Jamie: woa wtf is with Bob?
Adam: whats he doing?
Jamie: he's singing Christmas carols... in July?!
Adam: ha! bob is such a Man Poo!
Jamie: yea... he sure is.
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A person who takes the activity of draining to the extreme of exploring sanitary sewers.
"st00p is cool isn't he!"
"Yeah! He's a Poo Man of the highest calibre"
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a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet
"he surfs poo-man"
see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe
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When someone or something is not a lot and has very little
I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and use to drive a poo poo car
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Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
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