Masturtate

The act of masturbating while meditating.

When the stress of life got to be too much, Jim would often masturtate to relieve the stress.

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MasturTate

The act of masturbating while thinking of Tate Langdon, a character in the first season of the FX original series American Horror Story portrayed by Evan Peters, god of sex.

Ugh, hang on a sec, I need to read some Violate fanfiction and MasturTate to get rid of this sexual frustration.

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Masturtating

The act of masturbating while eating potatoes of one sort or another.

I whipped up some instant potatoes 😋 then I. Was. Masturtating. Talk about comfort food!