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1. (Noun) A reality show on YouTube that stars a kid named Jesse. He vlogs his life, consisting of his older brother and his father destroying his video games. It's speculated by many that it is fake, although he claims it's real.
2. (Noun) A commonly used expression in the YouTube comments section, becoming more and more widespread.
1. Billy: "Hey Paul, have you seen the new McJuggerNuggets video?"
Paul: "The one where his dad throws the Super Nintendo out the window?"
Billy: "No, the one where he woodchips his Wii U."
2. Martha: "Mark, have you seen this video of the UFO picking up thecow?"
Mark: "Yo that crap is faker than McJuggerNuggets."
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1. McJuggerNuggets is the alias of YouTuber Jesse Ridgway, a 23-year-old unemployed manchild who is notorious for his 'psycho' video series, which involves having his video games destroyed as punishment by his father ('psycho dad') for being the unemployed lazy git he is, or his fights with his brother. The acting in the videos is generally hyperbole.
His fanbase consists majorly of 'Juggies'; 12 year old Minecraft fans who swarm the comment sections of his videos, napalming anyone who attempts to expose Jesse's lies with a torrent of broken English.
His videos have been debunked as being faked many times. Despite Jesse milking thousands in YouTube revenue, he still claims to be poor and struggling, convincing his Juggy bitches to mail him free consoles and games only for them to be destroyed for his videos. This in turn creates more profit for the pathetic sack of shit.
An average video on McJuggerNuggets:
Jesse: "OH HEY JUGGIES! I'm about to prank my stupid brother. (fake laughing)"
(Dad walks in room)
Dad: "I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! I TOLD YOU TO GET A FUCKING JOB AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
Jesse: "FUCK YOU DAD! YOU DON'T FUCKING OWN ME EVEN THOUGH I LIVE OFF OF YOU."
(Dad slamdunks Jesse then grabs his 58th Xbox, throws it in a woodchipper.)
Jesse: (Lemongrab screaming) "YOUTUBE IS A JOB!! I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE!! I HURT MY SPLEEN!! STOP FUCKING FILMING ME!!"
(this is ironic considering that the videos of his own tantrums are his only source of income.)
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