Meatover

To eat so much red meat that you get a meat generated hangover. Often happens when consuming over 1kg of red meat in a sitting though may take more for large people. Symptoms include;
>dizziness
>poor dexterity
>uncontrollable flatulence
>vagueness
>sweating
>slurring of speech

Cure;
>harden up and enjoy it princess!

Ate so much meat I can't play Halo properly...i keep sticking grenades to my own back...Must have a Meatover

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