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Methil

Its a shithole town near leven where there are loads of neds. Everybody that lives there are complete drug addicts and it isn't safe to walk to the local shop without getting jumped. You shouldn't be surprised to find a used needle on the ground. Overall- home of drug addicts

Boy 1- ''Know where i can get some cheap weed?''
Boy 2- ''yeah, there are some blokes in Methil who will sell you it cheap

by MUFC96 December 28, 2011

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Methil

A shithole town in Fife near Leven and the East Coast. Full of arsehole neds that hang around outside shops and street corners in groups either shitfaced on Buckfast and/or drugs who will give people abuse and act hard with their mates, but will say fuck all to you when they are on their own. Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good people in Methil, but they are sadly outnumbered by all the fuckwit arseholes who cause hassle and ruin it for everyone else. Not as nice as Leven, but a lot better than Kennoway, Buckhaven and East Wemyss without a doubt.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Awrite pal, ah'm fae Methil, goat ony smack or bucky on ye?"
Person 1: Shouts "Look Police!!" and clutches their valuables and moves quickly in the other direction for their own safety while the Methil person is confused and nervous glancing furtively all over the place looking for a police van.

by Krystal Meph April 23, 2019


methill

Methill in fife is where ALL THE JUNKIES ARE you will not want to go there unless you want to get stabbed ! Good cowie there foh :D

Howl u coming tae methill to get sum gear lod

by Fifesfinest May 25, 2019


methil hangover

Snorting coke off a white mans cock

Fancy going for a methil hangover?

by Nick/Emma November 6, 2007

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Choaklit methil man

A word to describe an individual who is self obsessed and craves attention. Loves driving round the schools in Fife impersonating an animal, usually a goat looking to pick up a kid

His name was Callum and he was a choaklit methil man

by Youllneverbea500kfollowersstar June 20, 2021


Methil

A young man that will care for anyone criticise you to make you improve also a very nice person will grow up to be a very talented man that shall always have a good reputations and always laughs to make you feel better about yourself

Methil lol go get a life

by Lolwhitenick September 17, 2018