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metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

by Vers Brown November 20, 2008

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metrotextual

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

by Scheherazade October 16, 2007

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metrotextual

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.

by dogjams October 10, 2011


metrotextual

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

by Beantownboy40 February 19, 2014


Metrotextual

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

by AMMRVA April 8, 2011