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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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A fancy reference to an an enema used to ensure trouble-free backdoor action. Out with the bad, in with the jizz.
Things started off a bit messy, so I gave her a mexican oil change.
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The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )
In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...
PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "
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7 mexicans get naked next to each other with one inch floppies, while having excessively bloody diarrhea in one pile and re-enacting 2 girls one cup
mexican avalanche, boston pancake
Me: shit, how crazy was that party last night
you: i was stuck in the middle of a Mexican Oil Change
Me: how'd it taste
you: eat my taint sauce
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The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.
Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"
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