Mexicant

A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.

Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.

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Mexicant

Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.

Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.

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Mexicant

Noun: A Mexican with a sub par work ethic.

Jesus attempted to cross into San Diego from Tijuana illegally but was promptly intercepted by Border Patrol. He will now be forever branded as a Mexicant

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Mexicant

an alcoholic beverage; usually comes in a can.
sometimes labeled Tecate.

I had a Mexicant with my carne asada for breakfast.

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MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

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mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer

Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!

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mexicate

mexicate-verb

to mexicate is to change something by means of introducing something mexican to it.
similar to Chinafy, Japanicate and Polanize. etc.

in sentence: "melissa totally mexicated my luau last night by bringing chips and salsa instead of puoy(?)"

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