MILP

Usually used in the plural form, MILPs. This stands for Moms I'd Like to Punch, on analogy with the widely use MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck). Specifically, MILPs are vacuous or insipid young stay-at-home moms that bore and irritate the more educated or sophisticated moms who are reduced to socializing with them for the children's sake.

I'd rather be at home reading Günter Grass, but there's no school today, so I had to take Finn and Olivia to the park and listen to a bunch of MILPs talk about soap operas and peanut allergies.

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MILP

Unlike the widely know MILF, Mother I'd Like to Punch indicates a mom, especially at sporting events, that either won't shut up or cheers too loud, typically a hockey or soccer mom.

(Shrill screams in background)
"Dude, she really needs to shut up! She's ruining the game."
"Ya, her son isn't even good!"
"Damn MILPs!"

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MILP

Mother I'd like to punch!

If your mother tells me NOT to eat white processed sugar ONE more time she is going to become a MILP!

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MILP

Mother I'd like to Pimp

Man your mother is hot, I'd MILP her and make some good money.

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milped

To be defeated in a hand of poker, either by luck or skill. For an official milping to be registered, it must be discreetly video recorded (or at a filmed table) and announced aloud after the hand, to clearly let the opponent know that he has been milled, big time. Contrary to most showboating, gloating, and jackassery following a poker win (e.g., SHIP IT), the Milper must balance with an otherwise humble attitude and love for the game. He must also announce when he has been milled.

Oh man...7-9 is my favorite hand. You just got milped, big time.

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Milp

1;N.The nasty stringy saliva found stuck between two people's lips after a kiss or oral sex.

2;V.the act of producing milp.

Dude,Susie was with me last night.
Goddamn she was so sloppy, i couldnt tell what was milp or what was sperm.

She milped all over me son.

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milp

mom i'd like to "poke"

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!
Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

Tyler: Man, did you see Jake's mom on facebook? She's so hot!
Steve: yeah. she's definately a milp!

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