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Something you say after you fuck up. This way, people will think you have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have crossed over.
Mission Accomplished in Iraq, eh?
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A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.
Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world
Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops
After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops
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a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.
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a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished
2. (conjugated as a verb)
"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."
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correction---4000 deaths and counting...
since mission accomplished, there have been over 4000 deaths
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correction---2894 deaths
since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths
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Something Donald Trump would say on his Twitter account to make whole nation believe he knows what he's doing even though it really isn't correct and only smart people see the real truth.
Trump: Great job! We just destroyed another useless 10$ tent in Syria we saw as a potential target with chemical weapons facility. Mission Accomplished!
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When you take a shit and when you wipe there is nothing there.
Hey Jessica I just took a mission accomplished and I feel great!
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