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A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.
"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."
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A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!
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a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.
'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'
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A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.
Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.
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A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.
Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?
How many mocktails have you had today?
1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”