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I always thought it was cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process
cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process
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girls who wouldnt hav a fuken clue how to judge the size of a penis because they hav never even touched or seen 1.
stop trying to make up things u no nothing about.
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diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.
diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots
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a name given to a group of chikz bcos once upon a time one of them brought sum good ol moisturiser to skool!HEY Y DONT WE GET ALL CARRIED AWAY AND CALL THAT GROUP OF BOIS THE 'LITTLE ONES' BCZ EVRYDAY THEY BRING ALONG A TINY LITTLE SUMTHING!!!!!! AND THEY THINK ITS LIKE SOOOO BIG
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The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.
Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!
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when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)
you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!
the name moisturiser started when a group up us were drunk something the moisties dont do we decided which girls were goin 2 b da moisties and then it stuck. the original meaning of moisty was 'the girls who dont drink or go out, the frigid girls, the girls who we couldnt stand 2 b around, the immature then 5th form girls and the girls whos sentences werent complete without the trade mark OH MY GOD!!!!' the moisties apdpted this name & r now proud of it & as a girl i wouldnt b proud of it. it never really had 2 nething 2 do with moisturiser except the name
being a moisty is nothing to b proud of so stop claiming it!