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Mongoosed

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

by Czech ur inbox October 5, 2016


Mongoosed

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.

When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.

by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010

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mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.

"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"

by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014


mongoosal

Related to mongooses - a description of awesome and amazing events

The game was mongoosal!

by Mongoose.helen November 30, 2017


mongoose

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.

Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.

by Bob July 24, 2003

190๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

by deathfordough July 4, 2015

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mongoose

A person who flirts with as many people as possible, and then rejects those who inevitably fall in love. Stems from an unhealthy low self-esteem, as they want to feel loved by as many people as possible, regardless of whether or not they actually like said people. Originated from the idea that people don't know whether a mongoose eats a snake or a snake eats a mongoose.

1 - I think I've fallen in love with you...
2 - Oh... well, sorry, I don't feel the same.
1 - What? But you've given me all the signals!
2 - Oh yeah, haha, I tend to do that. ^^
1 - You're such a mongoose. :'(
2 - Excuse me?

by disastrophe March 28, 2009

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