Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.
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The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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A large animal with antlers. See also: Jared Padalecki
What is the plural for moose?
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
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Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
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To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
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Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.
"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.