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Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."
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the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish
A subtle way of mentioning you took an enjoyable poo this morning while or before drinking your coffee.
Sorry for being late. I had a brownie with my morning coffee, and it took longer than expected.
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to have sex
Hey do you want some morning glory coffee?
OR
Im gonna get some morning glory coffee.
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When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.
My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.