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-When wishing to get from one place to another, but not particularly too fast, one will "mosey"
-Generally understood as a slow walk or determined slow pace as set by the leader of the group. (Moseying can be done alone, but is much cooler in a group)
-a bit of shuffling and a bit of walking, all of course in a general direction, sometimes without purpose, and with a purposeful speed.
-an expression of needing to leave.
- "Mosey on over there"
- "let's Mosey"
- "well sorry but I've gotta mosey"
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The most holy prophet Captain Mosey was original prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. FSM appeared to Mosey during a stupor (induced by mead and al dente pasta). Captain Mosey is the originator of the 8 Condiments, also known as the 8 'rather you didn'ts' which were given to him by the FSM on the top of Mount Salsa. Mosey was crucified in year 1 of the pastafarian calendar, after abducting Julius Cesar, holding him for a terribly low ransom, raising that ransom, and then being taken captive himself.
Mosey was a trusted advisor to the FSM, and one drunken bastard too.
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In 1960's South Omaha drinking Mosey was an obscure drink of choice.
It consisted of a mixture of beer, wine, whiskey, vodka and any other alcohol available.
To complete the mixture, it was required to add a bottle of your favorite cologne or aftershave. e.g. Hai Karate, English Leather, Old Spice, Brut or Aqua Velva.
This was done to extend the quantity of alcohol that was hard to come by.
Lets make up some Mosey and get wasted.
"Warning" Drinking Mosey could be dangerous to your health - I lived, but I am an idiot.
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Created one day when my friend and I were at the mall. Started as an inside joke and went on to become a word that we use all the time to replace words like "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore". If you add the prefix un to mosey, making it "unmosey" then it means exactly opposite of "awesome" "cool" "sweet" "tight" and "hardcore".
DUDE! That kickflip was sooooo mosey!
or
DUDE! That wipeout was soooo unmosey!
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To shit on a girls pussy, fuck her, get a blow job from her and watch her swallow.
Yo, that girl is fuckin' hot, I wish I could Mosey her.
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to move from one place to another.
'come on let's mosey to our next class'
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