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An Anal Creampie, the act of ejaculating in an anus.
Did you give that ho a mudpie?
Sure did.
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lets go back to them good old days.
those days when you watched Barney, and Sesame Street, The Muppets, and Out of the Box. Then you saw it had just rained and the dirt turned to mud.....(rimaniss(spell check)
Then you and your cousin(brother, sister, kinfolk) went and played in the mudd.
You start too feel a need for food and you grab a glob of mud and ask the other person if the would like a mudpie?
They reply yes.
So you slap the glob on the nearest surface and sprinkle it with various ground items(grass, twigs, pebbles)
And there you have it Ala Mode......well not quiet but when you where that age you thought that was a pretty nice pie you mad. Am I wrong?
The bad part was wen the pies dried up and your grandad came after you cuz you let mud dry out on his driveway.
Example 1,
Darvae: Hey flo you wanna go outside
Flo: Ok!
*start playing in puddle*
Darvae: Would you like a mudpie?
Flo: Yes i love mudpie.
*makes eatings sounds as if she was really eating a pie*
Yumm Yumm yumm......Deliciosos!
Example 2,
Grandad: Did you leave that piece of dirt on my driveway?
Darvae: No that was Flo.(Flo is here so i don't get beat, blame it on Flo!)
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The act of giving oral pleasure to a female while she is defecating. Opposite of blumpkin
She was horny and needed to take a dump so she asked for a mudpie.
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A large squeezing of human poop that kinda sets on top of the toilet bowl water, resembling a scaled down cowpie.
The morning after Thanksgiving, I usually have a large bran muffin, and three large cups of black coffee. That my friends, is my recipe for a mudpie.
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When partners shit on each other's faces during sex, open mouthed. Partners may like the taste of shit, or be just very horny. Don't recommend unless you masturbate to "tub-girl." Also, someone should totally make a movie about that, lets get the credits rolling!
Ex:
Partner #1 "Hey baby, wanna come over for a little while?"
Partner #2 "Hell yes!"
Partner #1 "Don't eat tonight, I am making dinner. MudPies, from the fresh."
Partner #2 "I can almost taste that shit of yours. The way it slowly falls into my mouth, like a slow motion avalanche. I love it when shit gets in my eyes, glazing my vision so i only see brown. I love the way it chokes me, blocking my windpipe. So all I can do is swallow, and gobble it all up. I get the feeling as if i am dying, and the only thing that matters to me is shit. We can do ass to ass, maybe connect a tube between our holes. Endless black holes. And then it will all come gushing out, of every hole in our bodies. And we will watch it and kiss, loving each other until it hurts. "
Partner #1" WTF is wrong with you?! I was joking! *Gets bible* Read, you need Jesus!!!"
Partner #2" Last time I needed Jesus, he shot my leg and stabbed me twice."
Partner #1"I'm breaking up with you. It's over. Oh and Jesus, well, we have known each other for a while. As in know every square inch of our bodies. BAI BITCH!"
Partner #2" NOOOOO"
And then partner #1 nae nae's 'till the end with Jesus.
10/10 took 10 mins to write
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eating your wife's dooky hole after she has taken a dump
becky likes it when i eat her mudpie hole after she takes a hot stinky crap and the smell of poop is still fresh. I get such a boner from tasting her chocolate lava cake.
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When a man ejaculates inside a black woman's vagina
Robin Williams totally gave Queen Latifa a mudpie last night
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