The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.
Knock the musturd off the bottle please.
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The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle
Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!
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Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.
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what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.
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When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.
WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.
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