NRP

Not real person. An acronym used on web forums when a regular member tells elaborate, troll-like stories about their life. Really it's usually a fantasy of the poster and/or a way to try to make other members jealous or start a flame war.

twinkydinky says: My boyfriend fucked my sister and knocked her up. I am eight months pregnant with his child and she is pro-life. What am I going to do?

blarb says: NRP

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NRP

Nice Relaxing Pooh. A Dump. A shit. To take the papers into the toilet and have a satisfying dump. ORIGIN, British wacky comedians Reeves & Mortimer interviewing model Caprice, asking her "after a busy day's photography, do you go home and have a nice relaxing pooh?"

Put my dinner in the oven dear, I'm off for an NRP

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NRP

Acronym for No Reason Party.Just like it sounds it happens for no apparent reason; but there is lots of sex and lots of beer and moderate moshing.

1:Last nights NRP gave me one hella hangover.
2:Dude.
1:Dude...

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NRP

No Reason Pain
To wake up one day and have a pain for no apparent reason. Any body part can hurt without just cause.

"I had the worst NRP in my leg yesterday, but now it's gone."

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NRP

Warning: Innapropriate information.

National yk day, basically dumb idiots on the internet decided to create a NRP for Apr 24th and some people believed it. Coincidently, some sexual incidents have happened and spreaded on the news the day after.

Guy: Yo be careful on Apr 24th aka NRP
Girl: Why's that?
Guy: It is said that on that one day, people are getting sexually assaulted, also just note that on some news pages, some news about sexual assault the day after on the news, also just note it's not only on girls, its BOTH OF THEM.
Girl: Geez, I gotta be careful.

NRP

Non-Registered-Paki

Bilal: "Yo Maaz, have u heard of those niggas Aasir and Rayan? Someone said they're NRP's"
Maaz: "Hollup bro I gotta take a shit"
Bilal: "This why u not an NRP"
Maaz: "Fuk do u mean?"
Bilal: "It means they're certified real niggas"
Maaz: "Nigga thats CRN"
Bilal: "My bad fam, I meant Non-Registered-Pakis"
Maaz: "Fuck. I wish I was an NRP too"

Synonyms: Sexy-ass-niggas

NRP

Non-Registered-Paki

Bilal: "Yo Maaz, have u heard of those niggas Aasir and Rayan? Someone said they're NRP's"
Maaz: "Hollup bro I gotta take a shit"
Bilal: "This why ur not an NRP"
Maaz: "Fuk u mean?"
Bilal: "It means they're certified real niggas"
Maaz: "Nigga that's CRN"
Bilal: "My bad fam, I meant Non-Registered-Pakis"
Maaz: "Fuck. I wish I was an NRP too"

Synonyms: Sexy-ass-niggas