nakin

A stellar example of a parenting fail.

When a child is raised to believe that the rectangular paper cloth used to wipe your mouth at the table is called a Nakin. This usually results from an initial mispronunciation at a young age followed by a lack of grammatical correction on the parents part. It can be very embarrassing for the misguided child when he is publicly humiliated by his peers after he asks for a "nakin" at the dinner table. The telling of this story later in life will most likely cause someone to have the best day of their life.

Sean: Excuse me Mrs Johnson, could you please pass me a nakin?
Mrs Johnson: A what?!
Sean: A nakin, could you pass me a nakin?
Mrs Johnson: What the STICK is a nakin???
Sean: (embarrassed)

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nakin

city slang for napkin

"yo i could get a nakin?"or
ewe you nasty, wipe your sloppy face wit a nakin
or We have no more nakins use toilet paper instead

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Nakin

Nakin is a sanskrit god that means to dwell in heaven. Nakin is a very unique person and a unique name. This person is often very smart, but doesn't always use it to his advantage. This person is very talented. Any one named Nakin is an awesome radical person. They are overall the best.

Wow OMG! why the hell is Nakin so cool..... no one well know.

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