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An original or semi-original, often toxic, phrase coined by an individual with the name Nathan.
Nathan: 90% of the stuff that comes out of your mouth or keyboard is bullshit nothing
"Bullshit nothing" is a Nathanism.
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An unusal additcion to openly steal change from unregistered containers in friends rooms,living rooms,hell...anywhere.... This a fetish and the person commiting these acts usually sticks the coins up his but. The more change the merrier.
Nathanism:
Nathan: Hey Tom
Tom: Hey Nathan
Nathan: Can you get me a beer from the fridge
Tom: Sure Buddy
Nathan (change vaccume mode engages....searching and stealing every coin in sight)....
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Someone who who follows the doctrine of never being able to tell the truth about anything. A Nathanist will always have a story that one-ups the stories of everyone around him. This may also be referred to as Pulling a Nathan.
A Nathanist always has a story better then yours. Have you ever been sky-diving. A Nathanist has too, but he jumped out of a burning plane without a parachute and used his underwear to safely land instead. He also met Rob Schneider on that plane and they are now best friends. At the heart of Nathanism is the need to be better then everyone.
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Nathan is someone who not only adapts easily to any situation, but has an innate ability to understand people. He can be deceptively smart, genius even, and usually knows exactly what to do. If someone is named Nathan, they will most likely be great at many things, from playing an instrument, to practicing a sport. However, he can be major procrastinator, but that doesn't mean he is untrustworthy. Sometimes, he may seem quiet and mysterious, but once he gets to know you, he will become one of the most hilarious guys you will ever meet. Overall, he is a great person to be around, and anyone lucky enough to be his beloved, will certainly have their life changed for the better.
Person 1: So I was talking to Nathan the other day, and he seemed upset about something, so I asked him what was on his mind. I don't think I'll ever look at life the same way again.
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If you call any Nathan a Nathaniel without their specific permission they will kill you and your whole family.
James: Yo! Nathaniel, wanna play Minecraft?
Nathan: No, but do you wanna die?
James: No, not really...
Nathan: Well to bad. *repeatedly stabs James*
James: Why did you do this, bro?
Nathan: Because you called me Nathaniel! That's not my name retard!
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