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Q: What did he say?
A: I'm not sure, he was speaking neckbonics
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A Neckbone is an attractive female that carries themselves like a Queen would. A neckbone is not a hoe, eater, thot, hotpocket, or whore
Nino look, now that’s a neckbone.
"Fuck'em in the neck"
My boss gave me a neckbone today
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When a comment is uttered that attempts to be witty, intelligent or poignant but falls flat, i.e. a bad joke or stupid observation/suggestion, a neckbone must be given to the perpetrator. This involves yelling out "neckbone!" and grabbing the back of the person's neck with the palm of the hand and pulling across in a swift, hard motion...if done properly, it will leave a red mark, similar to an Indian burn.
Person 1:"Seriously, Jessica Simpson is really talented, you guys."
Everyone Else: "NECKBONE!!!"
*neckbone is given*
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A word someone says before they pull on the tendon in your neck with their index and middle fingers as punishment for you believing some outrageous story.
Trickster: "Hey man, you'll never believe this. I saw 2pac at the club last night!"
Victim: "Are you serious? I knew he was still alive."
Trickster: "Neckbone!"
Victim: "Awww shit, man. That hurt!"
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A Native American honorary gift given to a significant other to proclaim their res love, otherwise known as a hickey. Once the process has been completed, they are officially res married until the neckbone wears off. This means that they no longer can hoe, or sleep with other men/women on the DL or Publicly.
Person 1: Oh shit, you're neckboned
Nk'bnd Person 2: Yeah, I was neckboned. I'm a rez husband/wife now.
Person 1: shit sorry fam, I aint mean to come between you two.
Nk'bnd Person 2: Yeah, I'm rez-erved.
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An idiot. Someone not too bright. Also can mean someone who has no clue, no idea about things average people know. A sucker.
Guy: Hey, nice car man.
Me: Thanks bro
Guy: Hey, I was driving from New York, and I ran out of gas. Can you spare a dollar?
Me: FUCK OUTTA HERE, I LOOK LIKE JOE NECKBONE?