Nerpes

When you have herpes on or around the nipple region.

Ew, I was about to go down on Sandy when I realized that she had Nerpes!

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nerp

variation of "nope" which is slang for "no".

1: you goin to the movies tonight dude?
2: nerp.

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nerping

When you can see a man's or woman's hard nipple(s) protruding through his or her shirt. See also smuggling raisins.

Man, Chris and Mason were nerping hard when the air conditioning came on!

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Nerps

Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.

She had chewy nerps.

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Nerp

(adj.) A Nefarious Twerp, or a Nerp, is a loud-mouthed individual with an over-inflated opinion of him or herself, who forces uncomfortable small talk in lifts or tight spaces. Experts in saying absolutely nothing in a lot of words. Typically comes in the form of a recruitment consultant, estate agent or a sales executive.

"I ran into John again in the lift on Floor 2, the doors didn't close in time"

"What a Nerp!"

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nerp

what doesn't it mean?

Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp

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Nerp

Verb .nerped The act of recklessly searching for absolutely nothing and everything onecan possibly think or sing about.

You feel like coming with me to nerp Through that neighborhood we seen earlier?

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