Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
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The act of gliding across a handrail on foot.
Person 1: Did you hear that Harvey got Soaps today?
Person 2: Yeah! I saw him soaping on the staircase outside the building.
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An abbreviation for "Same Opposite Always Positive" used in math to simplify the process of factoring polynomials.
SOAP refers to whether the sign before a variable should be positive or negative.
(a^3+b^3) = (a+b)(a^2-ab+b^2)
(a^3-b^3) = (a-b)(a^2+ab+b^2)
Wayne, are you ready for the math test next period?
Aw man! I'm such a chode stroker, I never learned how to use soap. I'm going to fail!
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1. Fake crack.
2. Derived from the fact that crack is often counterfeited with soap.
3. Anything that is sold as crack but is not.
Fred went to get a 20 rock and ended up smoking soap.
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i'm losing braincells
if i eated soap i don't eat it bc i did. no i didn't β€οΈ
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Something you better not drop in jail!
John dropped the soap, and bubba played him like an untuned piano.
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The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap thereβs a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.
Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!
Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.
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