nobby

A manky old guy with a grizzly full beard, skanky unwashed hair, and thick rimmed glasses with a near permanent roll up fag in his mouth. Often seen walking out of off-licences.

I saw the worst possible Nobby on the train earlier.

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Nobby

Adjective meaning ratchet, ugly, and all around ew.

Bruh did you see that bitch with her nobby ass hair?

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Nobby

Shipping name of the TikToker “Noen Eubanks” and the Make Up Artist “Abby Roberts” who are in a relationship since 2019

“Nobby is my favorite TikTok couple.”

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Nobbied

To be blind drunk, intoxicated

Kev "Did you see Billy at Mike's party yesterday?"
Caz "Yeah he made a rght fool of himself coming out the closet like that and stripping off, what was he thinking shoving his cock into Mike's drink?"
Kev "he's not going to remember much - he was totally Nobbied"

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Nobbi

badass, amazing, overwhelming, incredible...etc...basically a superior being, or object.

john:bro did you see that dude!??! (man jumping off of cliff doing flips)
tom:yea man that was nobbi!!
john:i know right! i wish i could be nobbi!

tom: you can bro! just go ask him (the man) how he did it!

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Nobbys

A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang

I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!

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Nobby

A 'Nobby' is a very special and uncommon individual who frequently performs inebriated sexual acts upon unsuspecting victims.

The call of the wild Nobby is a low growl becoming a screach of the phrase 'Hiya'. The last syllable is elongated to add stress to the cry.

Nobby's can superbly camouflage themselves to fit into their surroundings without being spotted by potential victims.

The more common Thomson variety can be seen in its natural squalid environment at the top most location of habitable areas with red fur and apparent tiger stripes. Despite looking cute and cuddly, this breed is the most lethal of all, taking full advantage of its appearence to lure in prey.

It is advised never to go near a wild Nobby. Trained Nobby's should also be approached with caution making sure to steer clear of the mouth area.

The Thomson Variety of Nobby is the only recorded species, despite strong folklore surround the existence of others.

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