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Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you
Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building
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1. (v.) the act of engaging a nuclear attack and/or otherwise the instantaneous destruction of the universe by substituting the typical explosive warhead with a Nokia.
2. (n.) a Nokia that serves the purpose of a nuclear warhead; can be disguised as a normal phone.
***can also be used as an expression where otherwise inappropriate.
Do you even noke, North Korea?
Tactical noke! inco--
Go noke yourself faggot. Noke me irl.
I want a Samsung Galaxy Noke 3.
"We now have substantial evidence that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Nokestruction."
The Cold War nearly escalated into a full-scale noklear war.
I noked your mom last night.
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noke is cool. how cool? very cool...
everyone: woah look there's noke let's all bow down and step back
noke: awwww =)
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To be knocked out ..... in one punch!!!!
To cop one hell of a beating
To be a winging little bitch that cries after starting shit.
You just got Noked the fuck out!!!!
I'm gonna Noke that prick out!!
Fuck check that cunt out he's noked!
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A Noke is a Male who acts ghetto, when in reality, he is from a generally wealthy background, and knows nothing of the ghetto at all.
bartender: Sir, you've already had my most expensive alcohol, and i think i need to cut you off.
Noke: yo, I got da ca$h fo it, so you b3st b3 gvin' me dat damn juice!
bartender: sure thing. and what the fuck is juice?!?!
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