noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

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noped

A moped without pedals

Holy fuck, you must a really boring person if you looked up the word noped!

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noped

during racing if some one attempts to spin you out by hitting the side of your car.

"Hey that fucker just noped me!"
"nope him back"

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noped

Something bad, annoying, boring, unwanted, or funny to everyone but the person it happens to.

I have been noped with doing homework.
We noped him with the bill.

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Noping

Give up. Stop. That's it. Nope. Simply. Nope.

Person: I'm noping life. I'm done. That was too stupid for me to handle.

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Nope.

a flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of reality and all things associated with said reality.

Teacher: your assignment for tomorrow's class is a three-paged reflection on a motif of the twenty paged short story, which I am handing out to you now. Now, clear off your desks for the pop quiz. Oh and don't forget, the test two days from now is on the entire semester's worth of material, forgot to mention that.
Jessica: Nope.

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Nope

The reaction you have when seeing a scary insect or animal, e.g. a large spider.

*needs to pee, goes into bathroom, sees 5 inch long spider on the toilet seat*
You: *backs away slowly* Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope...

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