Nosebooking

Nosebook - noun
Nosebooking - verb

The Social Media activity engaged in by domesticated canids during their Constitutional walks.

Using their heightened sense of smell - and the scent markers carried in their excretory systems, dogs engage in Nosebooking by seeking-out posts by their "Nb Friends" (and especially Strangers and "Adversaries").

The Nosebooker can do anything from tapping a quick "Like", an brief "Wow" - or a massive...Opinion.

Neil Clark - 4/17/2021

"TomDog started Nosebooking by checking new Posts on our Home-Page, spritzing a brief remark on the fire hydrant - and carefully chose where to leave a substantial Declaration...which Dad 'picked-up'