Nurkle

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

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nurkle

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

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NURKLED, NURKED

to kick someones ass.

Yo, I NURKLED that fagget.

or

Yo, I just NURKED that fagget

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Ba-nurkle-durkle

The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.

1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode