Offendinati

Unlike the supposed secret cabal of the Illuminati, the Offendinati are loud, ever-present, and demonstrably extant; quick to mount excessive slacktivism responses to the mildest perceived offences. The Offendinati can be found at or near the helm of your local HOA, your local PTA, your local church groups, and fly-by-night organizations lobbying on behalf of The Children (tm).

Heh. They stuck a “Jesus” near the “Le Tits Now” display to confuse the Offendinati.