NSFW

Essentially, Not Safe For Work, but a furry on our Discord server wants it to mean No Spoogy Furry Works, so I told him I'd update Urban Dictionary, and here we are.

It's easier to say "no NSFW pics" than "no images of a sexual, graphic nature that would shock grandma, you dirty lil freak".

WAFTAM

WAFTAM: Acronym for Waste(s) A lot of Fucking Time And Money.

Me: Why weren't you in class this afternoon? You missed the quiz worth 10%.
He: Oh, I was chatting with my ldr on IRC.
Me: You're a huge WAFTAM.

zuckering

Posting, sharing, or stating something mostly unoriginal that evokes a sentiment of rage, hatred, and mourning for the state of humanity in general, for the attention, views, reactions, and arguments.

I would share that video of the guy using the powerful laser without safety goggles on Drake's Discord, but that would just be zuckering the hobbyists.

Offendinati

Unlike the supposed secret cabal of the Illuminati, the Offendinati are loud, ever-present, and demonstrably extant; quick to mount excessive slacktivism responses to the mildest perceived offences. The Offendinati can be found at or near the helm of your local HOA, your local PTA, your local church groups, and fly-by-night organizations lobbying on behalf of The Children (tm).

Heh. They stuck a “Jesus” near the “Le Tits Now” display to confuse the Offendinati.