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You have one more chance and then it happens.
Becky: One of these days I'm walking away.
Actual meaning: I'm fed up with your shit, you have one more chance and I'm gone.
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A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.
Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.
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to masturbate.
Can be used as a noun or verb.
Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.
"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"
"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"
Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"
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A Song from Dixie D'amelio, a girl who got famous because of her sister. It's one of the most basic white girl songs on the planet and has terrible auto-tune
"You know the song 'One whole day'?"
"oh you mean the one by dixie d'amelio? yeah it's terrible"
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2 simple words that can mean the world to some people. It can be used too describe 2 ppl who can't be together but want to be...so they use one day as a way too connect which is something that means the world to them. Even if they think they don't believe it anymore, they are secretly still hoping for their one day together
We will get to cuddle...one day
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(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.
One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!
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Expression used to describe those who, after performing amazing deeds for one day, begin boasting about them.
Person 1: "I started going to the gym yesterday and I'm bigger than you"
Person 2: "One day of going to the gym and now you think you're the rock"