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onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

by burntham September 5, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

by Etan September 5, 2003

97๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


onesome

Jerking off.

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan

by jonathanhi5 March 12, 2017


onesome

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

by braaphead November 3, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


onesome

another name for masterbation

by thenumberonebitch September 5, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


onesome

What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž