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A factitious disease created through the kissing of a hamster. And onto a human being again. It's awfully contagious and won't kill you. But, watch out - you can always tell when someone has it if they have a sore throat! It all began in 2009, right before the Swine Flu. What copy cats.
Joanna: Dude, Jess. Did you see Danny the other day?
Jess: Hahah! Yes, he has ONOM. What a loser.
Joanna: I know! How'd he get it?
Jess: From his hamster.
Joanna: Woah.
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A person often playful with no sense of their own, extremely jealous and relies on friends for moral support way too often
She was sad I got a present simply because she's an Onome
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Person wey no dey hear word. A pigheaded person. An Èlètikùnkùn.
Guy, why you dey do like Onome.
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Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.
1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
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An economic principle relating to the excess use of resources, often wasting items, or putting recyclable items in the trash.
By taking all the free packets of ranch, the consumer had effectively applied Genghis Khan-onomics.
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Factoring in the positive economic benefits of an individual state allowing gay marriages.
Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.